"No it just looks broken. You should have seen him last month when he struggled with a bout of depression."
"Are you trying to tell me plants have emotions?"
"I don't know about all of them, but the ones in my garden do."
"Alright then, what is 'he' doing now?"
"Tracking, what, like a blood hound?"
"Exactly, I can't remember where I planted the magic beans I bought yesterday."
"You know, when you told me you had magic mushrooms, I had no idea it would be this much of a trip."