"The man in the tan cap is Wolverine."
Mom laughed. "Lots of men have beards and wear sunglasses."
"Look mom, the conductor has lobster claws for hands."
"No Billy, those are just mittens, I'm sure he has normal hands underneath. Now come on we need to get going."
"What is it now Billy? I'm tired and I want to go home."
"There is a two-headed slime-covered monster about to eat the conductor."
"For goodness' sake Billy, I'm sure it's just a …Billy?"